Portman Toe [pohrt-man toh] [] noun -
  1. a degenerative illness affecting stevedores’ feet contracted while performing heavy labor in the presence of saltwater and barnacles; similar to Coal Miner’s Lung.





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  2. Finally! A fauxlogism that’s not a portmanteau. Oh, wait…

    By Jon on Mar 14, 2008

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