Fauxlogism

Bananarcalepsy [buh-nan-nahr-kuh-lep-see] [] noun -

1. an acute strain of narcalepsy triggered by fruit. {thanks michael}

Bananarchy [buh-nan-nahr-kee] noun -

1. an absence of government triggered by fruit.
2. a lack of order surrounding the production and distribution of bananas. {source, thanks nick}

Bananus [buh-ney-nus] [] noun -

1. the very last piece of a banana. {thanks ronald}

Bureautrash [byoor-oh-trash] [] noun -

1. a derogatory term for bureaucratic administrators. {thanks jbg}