Fauxlogism

Carcolepsy [kahr-kuh-lep-see] noun -

a condition characterized by the tendency to become drowsy when driving or riding in a car. {thanks zan}

Catastrophallic [kuh-tas-trow-fal-ik] adjective -

any misfortune, mishap, failure or fiasco resulting from an assertion, presumption or pre-conception by a male member of the human species. {thanks wordchef}

Comcastrophe [com-cast-truh-fee] [

] noun -

a situation in which communications provider Comcast’s technology or customer service falters in a particularly egregious or spectacular manner.
pretty much any interaction with Comcast. {source}

Comebacklement [kuhm-BAK-luh-ment] noun -

a retort, intended to be an insult, that unintentionally complements its recipient. Example: “That salsa is hot.” “Your mom is hot.” {thanks andrea}

Complify [kom-pli-fy] verb -

Computrification [kuhm-pyoo-tri-fi-ca-tion] [

] noun -

being lulled into a petrified state by the Medusa-like glare of a computer monitor.
the increasingly obvious and malodorous smell of a computer programmer during a lengthy session of code-writing, or a particularly stressful game of Bioshock. {thanks Ben Lee and Lily Chumley}

Confluge [kuhn-flooj] verb -

Craicwhore [krak-hohr] noun -

a prostitute addicted to Irish culture and nightlife. {more info} {thanks crazymonk}

Crucifixation [kroo-suh-fik-sey-shuhn] noun -

a preoccupation with all things related to Jesus, particularly his storied death and resurrection. {thanks jbg}

Cumulolingus [kyoo-myuh-loh-ling-uhs] noun -

erotically appearing, sexy little clouds. {near fauxmophone of cumulomingus} {thanks liz}

Cumulomingus [kyoo-myuh-loh-ming-uhs] noun -

Cuspador [kuhs-puh-dawr] [] noun -

an adventurer, typically from the 16th century, who exists on the cusp of many things.

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