Alice B. Tolkien [al-is bee tohl-keen] noun -
  1. a lesbian who writes fantasy novels.
  2. elven lembas prepared with cannabis sativa. {thanks crazymonk}
Craicwhore [krak-hohr] noun -
  1. a prostitute addicted to Irish culture and nightlife. {more info} {thanks crazymonk}
Nevaucus [nuh-vah-kuhs] [] noun, verb -
  1. noun - a meeting of Nevada Democratic party members to select delegates to the state’s presidential candidate nominating convention.
  2. verb - the action of attending a Nevada caucus (e.g., I will Nevaucus for Obama this Saturday). {source}
Obamanxiety [oh-bom-ang-zahy-i-tee] noun -
  1. an obamauxlogism defining the low-level, yet persistent feeling of a Barack Obama supporter who feels that despite Obama’s comfortable delegate lead and momentum, Hillary Clinton will still somehow manage to win the nomination. {thanks crazymonk}
Obamauxlogism [oh-bom-oh-lo-jiz-uhm] noun -
  1. a fauxlogism constructed from the name of presidential candidate Barack Obama (e.g. barackstar, obamemtum, obamania, barackandroll, etc.).  {thanks crazymonk}