Alphabetocracy [al-fuh-bet-ok-ruh-see] [
] noun -
] noun -
- a form of government led by those whose names occur first alphabetically.
Cuspador [kuhs-puh-dawr] [] noun -
- an adventurer, typically from the 16th century, who exists on the cusp of many things.
Fauxdio [foh-dee-oh] [] noun -
] noun -
- of, pertaining to, or employed in the transmission, reception, or reproduction of fake sounds.
- a method of audibly demonstrating the pronunciation of fauxlogisms by utilizing the [] icon on a website exclusively dedicated to such fauxlogisms.
Fauxlogism [foh-lo-jiz-uhm] [] noun -
] noun -
- a false word, usage, or expression.
- a website dedicated to such false words, usages or expressions.
Fauxmophone [foh-muh-fohn] [] noun -
] noun -
- a fauxlogism that is pronounced the same as another fauxlogism, but differs in meaning.
Fiansow [fee-ahn-sou] noun -
- An overweight or particularly swine-like fiancé or fiancée.
- Any pain or injury caused by a fiancé or fiancée.
Macro Golf [mak-roh gawlf] [] noun -
] noun -
- the game of miniature golf scaled up to the same size as traditional golf (e.g. life sized windmills and hundred foot clown heads would dot the course).
Mahaloha [mah-ha-loh-hah] [] noun -
] noun -
- a Hawaiian greeting that both welcomes a visitor and thanks him/her for his presence.
Mandex [man-deks] [] noun -
- a stretchy synthetic fiber used primarily in men’s athletic clothing.
Michael Bayesian Filters [mahy-kuhl bey-zee-uhn fil-terz] [] noun -
] noun -
- a series of computer based filters, trained over time through an artificial intelligence process, which allow computer controlled motion picture cameras to automatically record high budget action sequences in the style of producer/director Michael Bay.
- a method of filtering email spam that relies on producer/director Michael Bay to manually read and sort all incoming messages.
Pandasaurus [pan-duh-sawr-uhs] [] noun -
] noun -
- a fearsome dinosaur covered with mottled black and white skin that ate mostly giant bamboo and the occasional very slow animal.
- a breed of ancient Greek lizards of great size who escaped from forbidden boxes?
Picketiquette [pik-et-i-kit] [] noun -
] noun -
- the proper etiquette for an individual participating in a picket or protest.
- the type of tourniquet used after a particularly violent protest.
Portman Toe [pohrt-man toh] [] noun -
- a degenerative illness affecting stevedores’ feet contracted while performing heavy labor in the presence of saltwater and barnacles; similar to Coal Miner’s Lung.
Presidentrix [prez-i-duhn-triks] noun -
- a female president. {also, presidentress}
- a breakfast cereal consisting of fruit-flavored, sweetened, ground-corn pieces shaped to look like famous former American presidents.
Stample [stam-puhl] [] verb, noun -
- verb - to trample in a stampede.
- verb - to attach a stamp with a staple.
- noun - a sample of a delicious steak.
Stook [stook] noun -
- a large hook with an exceedingly long handle used to remove poor performers from Vaudevillian style stages.