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Pandasaurus [pan-duh-sawr-uhs] [

] noun -

a fearsome dinosaur covered with mottled black and white skin that ate mostly giant bamboo and the occasional very slow animal.
a breed of ancient Greek lizards of great size who escaped from forbidden boxes?

Peanutopolis [pee-nuht-op-uh-lis] [] noun -

a state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.
one small part of a larger Snickers marketing campaign. {image source} {thanks michael}

Phobocracy [phobocracy] [] noun -

a form of government supported primarily by the general population’s fears.
a form of government whereby leaders are selected primarily on their ability to placate the fears of the populace.
a form of government whereby leaders are selected primarily on their ability to create and enhance the fears of the populace. {source michael chabon}

Picketiquette [pik-et-i-kit] [

] noun -

the proper etiquette for an individual participating in a picket or protest.
the type of tourniquet used after a particularly violent protest.

Portman Toe [pohrt-man toh] [] noun -

a degenerative illness affecting stevedores’ feet contracted while performing heavy labor in the presence of saltwater and barnacles; similar to Coal Miner’s Lung.

Presidentrix [prez-i-duhn-triks] noun -

a female president. {also, presidentress}
a breakfast cereal consisting of fruit-flavored, sweetened, ground-corn pieces shaped to look like famous former American presidents.